The good news for rabbits
HysteriaThe funniest illness of them all. Irritable bowel syndromeA condition that develop when bowel has had real gutfull of all the cystsespecially among children. But, thanks to the lefty liberals, thats all gone Ewings sarcomaA melodramatic type of cancer, which is particularly prevalent among oil barons in Dallas, Texas. Glue earSelfinflicted deafness brought about by repeated bouts of ear cleaning with glue stick. Although officially discouraged, drunken vesicle races are mainstay of St Vitus day celebrations. Diabetes mellitusA real mans diabetes. Phantom pain Those who mess with the ghost who walks will be familiar with this pain.
Night terrorsThis is when person wakes in terror, screaming and flailing. They can also be identified by their cries of, No, go away…I look terrible! or, No…I havent washed my hair for ages!. Phantom pain Those who mess with the ghost who walks will be familiar with this pain. Often due to strenuous exercise. Ganglion cystThe ungainly member of the cyst family. Researchers suggest it is caused by there being less light at night due to the having gone down. Caused by sitting through too many latenight creature feature movie marathons.
Oral contraceptionThis is said to occur when one of the participants in planned sexual liaison decide to abort the procedure based on what they are hearing come out of the mouth of the other participant. CrabsDelicious marine crustacean that occasionally escapes predators by hiding in peoples pubic hair. Can be bit messy. Unfortunately, they have been successful in the treatment of mild depression at least, until the obesity kicks in. Although you nod and grunt sympathetically, you are actually dreaming about the manwoman across the aisle. The principal symptoms are depression and anxiety.
Fortunately, sufferers can still have career in the modern music industry, as neither skill is prerequisite. LockjawA surgical procedure, outlawed in US states, whereby husband had the right to have locking mechanism installed on his wifes jaw it was claimed to be sanctioned by the Bible. Oral contraceptionThis is said to occur when one of the participants in planned sexual liaison decide to abort the procedure based on what they are hearing come out of the mouth of the other participant. Alzheimers diseaseAhhh…ummm…sorry, its gone again.
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